HO HO MEOW
Thank you so very much for writing me a letter, and for believing in Christmas! I have been watching you and I know how wonderfully good you have been. Therefore, I have sent you your Christmas gift early. A fantastic new family who will love you, and treat you as the special kitty you are. So I wish you and your new family a very Merry Christmas and a long and happy life together.
HO HO MEOW!